1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:02,667 Max Black: Your operation does Break 2 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:05,133 and I just dress up preferably as a polyester hot dog. 3 00:00:05,167 --> 00:00:06,333 So I'll take it. 4 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,633 Guest 1: All right. Here. Just no rush. 5 00:00:10,333 --> 00:00:13,733 Ok, Mister Rajiv Guti Konda. 6 00:00:15,167 --> 00:00:18,100 I have to say not quite good Konda number, 7 00:00:18,133 --> 00:00:20,400 which they pull off, but that goody Konda 8 00:00:20,433 --> 00:00:22,133 I won't buy it from you. 9 00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:24,233 Guest 1: Wow wow wow, what do you want What are you saying? 10 00:00:24,267 --> 00:00:25,967 Max Black: What I want to say Little Red Riding Hood? 11 00:00:26,267 --> 00:00:29,333 I'll buy that you're Slum Dog Millionaire on the rancid couch, 12 00:00:29,367 --> 00:00:30,533 watched in your mom's basement have. 13 00:00:30,567 --> 00:00:32,267 But you are not Indian. 14 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:34,533 See that you gain land, 15 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:36,300 and go back to the others Weasley's. 16 00:00:36,333 --> 00:00:37,500 Or I'll call the cops! 17 00:00:37,633 --> 00:00:38,833 You steal a credit card 18 00:00:38,867 --> 00:00:40,133 and go eat here? 19 00:00:40,167 --> 00:00:41,633 That's the real crime. 20 00:00:42,767 --> 00:00:43,800 Guest 1: Hey Rajiv. 21 00:00:45,167 --> 00:00:47,333 Max Black: Rajiv! My friend! 22 00:00:47,367 --> 00:00:49,033 Rajiv Guti Konda! 23 00:00:49,433 --> 00:00:51,367 You know what? This works here on me! 24 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,833 I have trust issues. 25 00:00:56,633 --> 00:01:03,933 [theme music] 26 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:07,667 Caroline Channing: That is funny. 27 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,433 There are three more Red Velvets left. 28 00:01:09,467 --> 00:01:11,233 The bulimic girl was still not there. 29 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,333 Max Black: But she's there, she is on the toilet. 30 00:01:17,067 --> 00:01:18,300 Caroline Channing: If I... save for her, 31 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:20,333 Do I help her or do I harm her? me with it? 32 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,767 Han Lee: Hello everyone! 33 00:01:22,100 --> 00:01:24,233 Max Black: Speaking of damage... here comes our boss. 34 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,767 Caroline Channing: Han want Do you want another cupcake? 35 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,400 The others are for that Bulimia mice. 36 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:29,333 I've decided. 37 00:01:30,467 --> 00:01:32,000 Han Lee: No more cupcakes for me. 38 00:01:32,033 --> 00:01:34,133 I've been doing one for six days Juice cleanse. 39 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:35,333 Han is on the prowl. 40 00:01:35,367 --> 00:01:37,167 And this body needs to be toned its for the ladies. 41 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,133 I'm a hot cock, right? not? 42 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,233 Max Black: More like half a rooster. 43 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,833 You know these cures no use, right? 44 00:01:47,967 --> 00:01:50,600 Han Lee: Really, explained then me this. 45 00:01:54,133 --> 00:01:55,200 Caroline Channing: I know not... 46 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:57,000 should I rub it now and wish me something? 47 00:01:59,133 --> 00:02:01,400 Max Black: Not bad, after all three pregnancies, Han. 48 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:05,500 Han Lee: What can't you do? see my abs? 49 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:06,933 Caroline Channing: Looks 50 00:02:06,967 --> 00:02:08,467 like one big one abdominal muscle. 51 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,533 Han Lee: That's at least one two packs! 52 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,967 Earl: Han, the real 2-Pac, 53 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,000 is a lot more alive than Your two pack. 54 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,667 Caroline Channing: Me give away the last cupcake, 55 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:21,900 as a free sample. 56 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:24,467 My promo tweets have in suffered a lot recently. 57 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:25,733 Max Black: What? I will fainted, 58 00:02:25,767 --> 00:02:27,233 as soon as you use foreign words. 59 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,267 Caroline Channing: I did just promo tweet 60 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:30,267 and said free sample. 61 00:02:30,433 --> 00:02:30,967 Max Black: What? 62 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:33,833 Here you go, ladies. 63 00:02:33,867 --> 00:02:36,300 One of Max's homemade ones Cupcake on the house. 64 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:37,567 Guest 3: No, thank you very much. 65 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:40,167 I save my calories for one of these fabulous ones 66 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,433 new cronuts. 67 00:02:41,467 --> 00:02:43,800 Well, and cupcakes are something like that from out. 68 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,333 Caroline Channing: Same as Blossom. 69 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,433 Yet you still run in their clothes around. 70 00:02:53,867 --> 00:02:55,833 Caroline Channing to Max: This one Flower power bitch there over there... 71 00:02:55,867 --> 00:02:57,433 Max Black: Flower power bitch! 72 00:02:57,467 --> 00:02:59,667 Well, these are words that I understand. 73 00:03:00,933 --> 00:03:02,100 Caroline Channing: Anyway she said, 74 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:04,167 that now they just open Cronuts is available. 75 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,800 And that cupcakes would be out. 76 00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:07,433 Cupcakes are classics right? 77 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:08,667 Max Black: Don't stop the bitches. 78 00:03:08,700 --> 00:03:10,533 They wear high-waisted jeans! 79 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,433 I find high-seated ones Women's jeans 80 00:03:12,467 --> 00:03:14,467 only okay if I have one Miss the trouser puller. 81 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,067 And what is a Cronut? 82 00:03:17,667 --> 00:03:19,433 Oleg: Cronut, who is a barbarian a very 83 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,400 famous Croatian onanist been. 84 00:03:23,933 --> 00:03:25,500 Unfortunately he hung himself. 85 00:03:27,133 --> 00:03:28,633 Caroline Channing: So with us in America, 86 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:30,633 Is it something in between? croissant, 87 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:31,600 and donut. 88 00:03:31,633 --> 00:03:33,433 They're all over Twitter, Instagram 89 00:03:33,467 --> 00:03:34,867 People don't talk about anything other. 90 00:03:35,233 --> 00:03:36,500 If cronuts had tongues, 91 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:38,500 would you be the Miley Cyrus under the baked goods. 92 00:03:39,433 --> 00:03:41,367 Max Black: You're right. The sound stupid. 93 00:03:41,667 --> 00:03:44,200 Stupid and delicious. Where can I get it? such a part? 94 00:03:44,233 --> 00:03:45,100 Caroline Channing: You get it just her 95 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:47,000 in a single bakery in Soho. 96 00:03:47,033 --> 00:03:49,200 The snake must be huge already at 4 a.m. 97 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,500 Earl: Man, times have changed changed. 98 00:03:51,533 --> 00:03:53,167 People used to meet at 4 o'clock morning, 99 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,533 hired for good material, 100 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,133 and not for just any pastry. 101 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:58,700 Max Black: Who has the time 102 00:03:59,933 --> 00:04:01,500 all day for one waiting in line for boring pastries? 103 00:04:01,933 --> 00:04:03,233 Sophie: Kachinsky Hello everyone together. 104 00:04:03,267 --> 00:04:04,367 I have a cronut. 105 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:06,900 [cheering] 106 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:10,967 I have two days for it queued. 107 00:04:12,133 --> 00:04:14,433 Caroline Channing: Sophie, you are also on this hype fell in? 108 00:04:14,467 --> 00:04:15,533 Sophie Kachinsky: Oh please you. 109 00:04:15,567 --> 00:04:17,733 You know Sophie is one real trendsetter. 110 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,700 I'm also the first to have Crocs worn. 111 00:04:20,733 --> 00:04:23,467 I have this here Crocs madness triggered. 112 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:25,300 Caroline Channing: As me was rich, 113 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,200 I have 10,000 pairs of children sent to Africa. 114 00:04:28,233 --> 00:04:29,800 Max Black: Why? So that she are no longer cool? 115 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,167 Sophie Kachinsky: Look Girls. 116 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:34,733 Here I am standing in the Cronut line and wait. 117 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I'm still standing here Snake. 118 00:04:37,567 --> 00:04:41,267 Oh yes... and here I am riding up a baby elephant. 119 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,200 Oh and here you look like me eat a cronut! 120 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,133 Caroline Channing: Max I I know, that's stupid. 121 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:49,733 But we should go there and find out, 122 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,600 what they have, what we don't have. 123 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,933 Sophie Kachinsky: Oh I say you what they have. 124 00:04:54,067 --> 00:04:55,067 Cronuts. 125 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:58,867 [music] 126 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,733 Caroline Channing: Oh my God. 127 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,000 Look at that snake. 128 00:05:02,033 --> 00:05:03,833 I knew we would have sooner should come here. 129 00:05:03,867 --> 00:05:04,667 But no, 130 00:05:04,700 --> 00:05:06,133 I am a good person 131 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:09,133 and carry the little torso man on his skateboard Up stairs. 132 00:05:09,967 --> 00:05:12,433 Max Black: All of that for one Croissant and a donut? 133 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:14,233 What's new about that? 134 00:05:14,367 --> 00:05:16,567 When I took sleeping pills with the Combined morning-after pill 135 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,267 and her dream-with-no-regrets pill called, 136 00:05:18,300 --> 00:05:19,667 Nobody cared either. 137 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,700 Caroline Channing: What are they like? Things just got so popular? 138 00:05:22,867 --> 00:05:24,033 Max Black: For this one There are trendy things, 139 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:25,200 not science. 140 00:05:25,233 --> 00:05:26,867 Everything depends on you argumentative gays 141 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:27,667 who posts something 142 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:28,800 that he came up with. 143 00:05:30,033 --> 00:05:31,233 Caroline Channing: We lead carry out trend research. 144 00:05:31,267 --> 00:05:33,200 We have to find out how Max homemade cupcakes, 145 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,567 the next cronuts will be. 146 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:36,600 Max Black: I hate all of these stupid trends. 147 00:05:36,633 --> 00:05:38,933 Cures, Cronuts, condoms... 148 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:41,367 Caroline Channing to husband: Forgive me sir. 149 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:43,200 My name is Caroline. 150 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:44,533 I am a trend researcher. 151 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,967 I'm Chuck. I'm selling Magnets. 152 00:05:48,667 --> 00:05:50,400 Caroline Channing: What causes you to look at the whole thing day, 153 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,833 to queue for a cronut? 154 00:05:51,967 --> 00:05:54,267 Man: I like croissants. I likes donuts. 155 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,533 I'm a fat guy. 156 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:57,067 Everything fits together. 157 00:05:57,167 --> 00:05:58,133 [laughter] 158 00:05:58,267 --> 00:06:00,133 Max Black: That's right. They are a fat guy. 159 00:06:00,167 --> 00:06:02,400 And it's right over there a donut shop. 160 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,000 So they go over it, get it a stupid donut, 161 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:07,633 and save yourself the 200 last life-threatening Steps 162 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:08,433 up to here. 163 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,400 Man: Listen! Two things that I like, 164 00:06:10,433 --> 00:06:11,500 have been united. 165 00:06:11,533 --> 00:06:12,400 End of story. 166 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:13,133 [laughter] 167 00:06:13,967 --> 00:06:14,800 Caroline Channing: That's it Max. 168 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,167 There are two things that unite are. 169 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,867 One thing alone is not enough more out. 170 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,033 Max Black: That's why Dream no regrets pill so great. 171 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,400 [laughter] 172 00:06:21,933 --> 00:06:22,900 Caroline Channing: I mean it Seriously. 173 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,100 When was the last time you just done a thing? 174 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,000 For example a film watched without using your phone to play. 175 00:06:28,033 --> 00:06:28,767 Max Black: Magic Mike 176 00:06:28,967 --> 00:06:29,667 [laughter] 177 00:06:29,767 --> 00:06:31,133 Does playing around with yourself count? 178 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:31,900 [laughter] 179 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:33,967 Caroline Channing: Come on let's get in line. 180 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,467 Max Black: [snort] In the back hire? 181 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,767 This is for beginners. 182 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,400 I'm a hiring professional! 183 00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:40,567 My mom and I stood queue for food vouchers, 184 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:41,867 for Bob Dylan remaining tickets 185 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,733 We even stood by one time Guns for cash. 186 00:06:44,767 --> 00:06:46,500 When there is a queue, people jostle don't imagine. 187 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:48,700 [laughter] 188 00:06:53,867 --> 00:06:56,133 Hey, man. After the Cronut queue already? 189 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:57,767 Snake: How about you are you behind? 190 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:58,633 Just like everyone else! 191 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:00,000 Max Black: Okay, sure, yeah clear. 192 00:07:00,033 --> 00:07:02,567 I should take a back seat. Relax people. 193 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:04,600 [laughter] 194 00:07:05,533 --> 00:07:07,567 That my mom was topless when hiring, 195 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:09,033 probably has a role played. 196 00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:13,267 Jerry: Oh great. Look at these Cronut queue. 197 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,000 I said we should leave earlier. 198 00:07:15,033 --> 00:07:18,067 But no. We had to definitely still in the synagogue stay. 199 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,667 Gerry: You're the Rabi. 200 00:07:20,267 --> 00:07:20,533 [laughter] 201 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,067 Jerry: Yes, a job that I can was forced 202 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,033 because someone his memoirs wanted to write. 203 00:07:25,067 --> 00:07:26,567 We get it, Gerry. 204 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,633 You were adopted. 205 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:29,800 [laughter] 206 00:07:32,533 --> 00:07:33,967 Jerry to Max Black: What is it? Move, darling. 207 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,233 Fill the gap. 208 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,467 Max Black: I would, 209 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,000 if you didn't try to fill mine. 210 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,000 What does that mean? Difference? 211 00:07:40,033 --> 00:07:42,300 They will still be the same have to wait time. 212 00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:45,067 And in 30 years we will die anyway everyone is on wifi cancer. 213 00:07:45,233 --> 00:07:46,367 [laughter] 214 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,833 Caroline Channing: Okay, let's go let us all breathe deeply. 215 00:07:48,867 --> 00:07:50,500 Looks like we're standing here for a while longer. 216 00:07:50,533 --> 00:07:51,900 Jerry: You know what? You are right. 217 00:07:51,933 --> 00:07:53,100 Jerry: Hi, I'm Jerry. 218 00:07:53,133 --> 00:07:53,933 Gerry: And I'm Gerry. 219 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:55,367 Jerry: I'm Jerry, he is Gerry. 220 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,467 I'm curly, he's flaky. 221 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:56,800 [laughter] 222 00:07:57,733 --> 00:07:59,067 Sweet, isn't it? This is ours thing. 223 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,300 Caroline Channing: I am Caroline and this is Max. 224 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,200 Max Black: That's all, us don't have a thing. 225 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:05,567 Caroline Channing: And what brings you here today? 226 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:07,100 Jerry: Oh there are two of us Trend hunter. 227 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:08,767 As soon as a new trend appears, 228 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,033 we stick to it like sea salt of dark chocolate. 229 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,700 Oh we know everything: bubble tea, Frozen 230 00:08:13,733 --> 00:08:16,400 Yogurt, Tschai latte, K-pops, Kombudja. 231 00:08:16,433 --> 00:08:17,533 Gerry: The main thing is sweet! 232 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:18,900 We love sweet. 233 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:19,600 [laughter] 234 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,533 Jerry: You can tell that we are childless? 235 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:24,533 Gerry: She couldn't. 236 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:25,600 Jerry: Gerry! 237 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:27,533 Honestly, that's true. 238 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:30,367 And you can see everything about it in read his memoirs. 239 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,267 Their names are [snoring] 240 00:08:33,733 --> 00:08:34,667 Caroline Channing: You know, Jerry, 241 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:36,100 Gerry, those were really nice lots of information. 242 00:08:36,133 --> 00:08:37,433 How about a little distance? 243 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:38,800 Max Black: We have to move forward, 244 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:40,467 so that we can do it as quickly as possible possible to get rid of. 245 00:08:40,767 --> 00:08:42,133 Should I take off my top? move out? 246 00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:42,967 [laughter] 247 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:43,733 [music] 248 00:08:44,633 --> 00:08:45,300 Bouncer: The next one can pure. 249 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:46,467 Max Black: It's time. 250 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:48,233 We have it to the top done. 251 00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:49,167 Caroline Channing: Yes, guys. 252 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:49,700 [high five] 253 00:08:51,033 --> 00:08:53,467 Yes, we are top people. Just wait until you're black will. 254 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:56,033 Caroline Channing to husband: No, no, 255 00:08:56,067 --> 00:08:56,900 not because turn black would be bad. 256 00:08:56,933 --> 00:08:58,433 Because of the plague, that's why! 257 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,167 Jerry: Baruch HaShem. 258 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:02,733 We found the film “The Butler" is really great. 259 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,067 Max Black: You know, we have experienced a lot together. 260 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:08,167 Tempers ran wild, Things were said. 261 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,133 I think the Dutch the back was destroyed. 262 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:11,600 We did it. 263 00:09:11,733 --> 00:09:13,033 And you are good people. 264 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:14,333 The sea salt on this earth. 265 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,467 Bouncer: Who's next? 266 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,367 All: This is us. 267 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,233 Bouncer: I can only ever let two in. 268 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,067 Do the four of you belong together? 269 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,000 Gerry: No, we know them not. 270 00:09:20,033 --> 00:09:20,667 Caroline Channing: Guys! 271 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:21,600 Jerry: Get rid of her, Gerry! 272 00:09:23,167 --> 00:09:24,633 Bouncer: Sold out, we close! 273 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:26,933 Max Black: Yes, the feeling of power Standing at the door of a bakery be, 274 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:27,700 drives you crazy. 275 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:28,900 But what's the point? 276 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:31,000 Caroline Channing: You know, what more I want 277 00:09:31,033 --> 00:09:32,067 than anything else? 278 00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:33,367 Max Black: Jerry and Gerry too kill? 279 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,500 I would be there straight away! 280 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,133 [Laughter] 281 00:09:35,967 --> 00:09:36,933 Caroline Channing: No, me want, 282 00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,233 the same thing in front of our shop is a snake. 283 00:09:38,267 --> 00:09:39,600 I want to sell out. 284 00:09:39,633 --> 00:09:41,967 All people should go crazy when they see ours See cupcakes. 285 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,800 Max Black: I'm telling you, 286 00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,367 I could my top take off. 287 00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:47,033 Caroline Channing: I know thank you. That would be ours Emergency plan. 288 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:49,167 But I have another one idea. 289 00:09:49,567 --> 00:09:52,500 I use difficult ones now words, so pay attention, Bitch! 290 00:09:52,533 --> 00:09:53,600 Max Black: I'm all ears. 291 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,167 Caroline Channing: According to Wall Street Journal 292 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,633 there is a huge one Black market for cronuts Craigslist. 293 00:09:57,667 --> 00:09:59,600 Max Black: Craigslist? Oh no! 294 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:00,900 Then I renounce 295 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,133 before another guy like that Licking my armpit for an hour. 296 00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:05,600 Caroline Channing: They are not for us. 297 00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:07,967 We just resell them to attract attention. 298 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,133 And once you sell out, 299 00:10:09,167 --> 00:10:10,900 let's just switch to Cupcakes. 300 00:10:10,933 --> 00:10:13,000 A classic one Decoy tactics. 301 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,500 Max Black: The whole effort for a perverse liaison? 302 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,967 I didn't mean you. 303 00:10:21,367 --> 00:10:23,867 We loved Liberace, Guys. 304 00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:26,367 [laughter] 305 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:28,900 Caroline Channing: Send it on him another message. 306 00:10:28,933 --> 00:10:30,233 He's way too late. 307 00:10:30,267 --> 00:10:31,833 Max Black: You're surprised that's a guy 308 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:34,667 the one about classifieds completely overpriced junk sold, 309 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:35,567 doesn't come on time? 310 00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:38,500 Caroline Channing: Yes so exciting. 311 00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:40,833 I've never had anything on it Bought on the black market! 312 00:10:40,867 --> 00:10:41,967 I'm even afraid of that 313 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,967 Filipino market around the corner go. 314 00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:50,933 Caroline Channing to husband: You are you the boy? 315 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,300 Man: I have no idea! Is that you Girl? 316 00:10:53,633 --> 00:10:55,533 Max Black: So up to now the musical sucks. 317 00:10:55,733 --> 00:10:56,433 [laughter] 318 00:10:57,633 --> 00:10:58,967 Caroline Channing: What is it? the password? 319 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,467 Man: Cronut. 320 00:11:00,633 --> 00:11:02,967 Max Black: War 1234 etwa schon awarded? 321 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,867 Caroline Channing: Wir treffen us at the door. 322 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,267 This is the code for, us meet us at the door. 323 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:14,700 And it's the code for, you you're really bad at codes. 324 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:15,633 [laughter] 325 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,267 Caroline Channing: Okay! Talk we about our plan. 326 00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,033 We'll act like a good cop, bad cop. 327 00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:21,700 Ich frag den Kerl nach 10 cronuts, 328 00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:23,367 he we want 250 bucks. 329 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,667 Max Black: Fine, then I'll do it on bad cop 330 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:25,867 and go wild. 331 00:11:25,967 --> 00:11:27,033 Caroline Channing: Then do it I'm a good cop, 332 00:11:27,067 --> 00:11:28,467 and we agree on 200. 333 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:29,600 Max Black: Yeah, deal with it not about me. 334 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:31,467 I become instinctive improvise. 335 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,233 Caroline Channing: And you don't want it for me first show off? 336 00:11:33,267 --> 00:11:34,900 I was in Warton in the Improv group. 337 00:11:34,933 --> 00:11:36,633 We were called the funny 1s percent. 338 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,067 Max Black: Let me guess. 339 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,267 The remaining 99 percent found it's not funny. 340 00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:42,600 [laughter] 341 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:43,733 [door] 342 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:46,900 Man: Let's hurry up. 343 00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:47,667 Ihr seid nicht die einzigen, 344 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,100 die auf mein Gedülz stehen. 345 00:11:51,233 --> 00:11:52,700 Caroline Channing: Ich nehme an, du meinst die Cronuts. 346 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,867 Mann: Nein, ich arbeite auch as a call boy. 347 00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:56,033 [laughter] 348 00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:58,100 Caroline Channing: Zeig uns die hot goods. 349 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:00,533 Max Black and Caroline Channing: Hey 350 00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,567 Max Black: Sie meinte, die other hot goods. 351 00:12:08,733 --> 00:12:09,633 [laughter] 352 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:13,033 Mann: Ihr müsst euch schon klar express. 353 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:18,067 Unwiderstehlich, die reine Temptation. 354 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:20,300 Max Black: Lass Mama mal kosten. 355 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,600 Good stuff. How much for 10? 356 00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:26,467 Man: I said 250, but... 357 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,733 Max Black: Bullshit! 150 or We're out, bitch! 358 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:32,267 Caroline Channing: Okay, now Let's all come back down. 359 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:33,900 That's a really good deal, Max. 360 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,400 Let's agree on 200 and everyone is happy. 361 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:37,967 Man: Yes, yes, about that. 362 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,633 I have some amazing offers today get it, ladies. 363 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,333 That's why I increase to 300 or 364 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,667 I'm out, bitch. 365 00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:46,633 [laughter] 366 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,633 Ow, ow, ohh. Your hands are cold. 367 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:51,800 Max Black: How have you got me called? 368 00:12:51,933 --> 00:12:53,000 Man: I didn't say anything. 369 00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,467 Max Black: I did too thought. 370 00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:57,500 She says 200, we pay 200. 371 00:12:57,533 --> 00:13:02,100 And you take them and stick them in your Victoria Secret Hoodie, 372 00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:02,867 [laughter] 373 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:05,033 Then you say. Thank you, Max. 374 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:07,000 And run away very quickly, capiche? 375 00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:08,567 Caroline, the money. 376 00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:12,700 Man: Thanks Max! 377 00:13:12,733 --> 00:13:13,700 Max Black: What was that like? 378 00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:14,700 Man: Thanks, Max. 379 00:13:15,967 --> 00:13:18,100 I'm crazy, you are a gastrointestinal tea? 380 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:18,633 [laughter] 381 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,067 [door] 382 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,500 Max Black: What was I like? bad cop? 383 00:13:23,633 --> 00:13:24,933 Caroline Channing: A captivating appearance. 384 00:13:24,967 --> 00:13:27,167 I feel like CSI bakery felt. 385 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,200 [laughter] 386 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:35,900 Max Black: Okay, here he comes already. 387 00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:38,433 This is the last one. Want you this cronut? 388 00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:40,433 Pull up your sweater and convince me. 389 00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:42,733 [hooting] 390 00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:45,067 Get Han. I want to show him what abdominal muscles are. 391 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,900 Caroline Channing: Max, look look at the snake. 392 00:13:48,933 --> 00:13:50,200 That lasts until the end of the blocks. 393 00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:51,233 We have a snake. 394 00:13:51,267 --> 00:13:52,233 It works. 395 00:13:52,267 --> 00:13:53,433 Max Black: Now what? 396 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,000 I'm having Christmas in one worked gift shop, 397 00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:56,900 until the Angry Bird items are out were. 398 00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,567 I've never had so much blood seen. 399 00:13:58,700 --> 00:13:59,200 [laughter] 400 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,800 Caroline Channing: As planned Let's just switch now 401 00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,100 with our delicious cupcakes. 402 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,333 And soon nothing will happen be there more. 403 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:06,200 OK. [To the snake] 404 00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:08,300 Attention! Everyone, listen up. 405 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:10,000 I ask for yours attention. 406 00:14:10,033 --> 00:14:11,833 Believe me, we do really sorry, 407 00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:13,733 but the cronuts are gone sold out. 408 00:14:14,733 --> 00:14:17,667 However, we still have for them something much better. 409 00:14:17,700 --> 00:14:19,733 Max homemade cupcakes. 410 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:22,133 Snake: Cupcakes? Is this yours? Serious? I ask you... 411 00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,833 Caroline Channing: Yes get lost! 412 00:14:23,967 --> 00:14:26,133 Get out! Just follow your stupid ones Trends, but that. 413 00:14:26,167 --> 00:14:27,867 It doesn't matter to us. Cupcakes are Classic. 414 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,033 We are Audrey Hepburn. 415 00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:30,200 [to Max] Max, cupcakes are out. 416 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,367 And do you know why? 417 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,067 Because cupcakes are just one thing. 418 00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,233 But with two things we would have something special. 419 00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:37,767 Max Black: That's it, I'll call him Dealer on. 420 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,100 Caroline Channing: Cronuts don't help us. 421 00:14:39,133 --> 00:14:40,500 Max Black: No, I mean, my drug dealer. 422 00:14:40,533 --> 00:14:41,767 I want to shoot away for a moment. 423 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,267 Caroline Channing: That's annoying. 424 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,400 I feel just as bad felt, 425 00:14:44,433 --> 00:14:46,467 when I got the torso man drop. 426 00:14:48,733 --> 00:14:50,233 What are you doing with the fries? 427 00:14:50,433 --> 00:14:52,000 Max Black: I'll dip them in Frosting. 428 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:53,767 This helps against depression. 429 00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:56,133 First there was baby food, now Fries with frosting. 430 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,833 Caroline Channing: Is that good? 431 00:14:57,867 --> 00:14:59,100 That looks really disgusting. 432 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,467 Max Black: It's both. 433 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,433 Try it out. 434 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,800 Caroline Channing: That is pretty good. 435 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,300 Sweet and salty. 436 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:07,633 Cupcakes and chips. 437 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,800 Those are two things. 438 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,467 Cake fries. 439 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,567 We are millionaires. 440 00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:14,067 [laughter] 441 00:15:15,067 --> 00:15:16,733 Max Black: My willingness to eat everything, 442 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,267 finally pays off. 443 00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:22,567 And we find that not only good out of pure desperation? 444 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:24,000 Like when you spent hours 445 00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:27,167 in a wet shirt on the set of Maroon 5's music video leaked have? 446 00:15:27,633 --> 00:15:29,400 Caroline Channing: The things Offering it can't hurt. 447 00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,267 Max Black: Yes, you did also said back then. 448 00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:33,533 [laughter] 449 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,233 Caroline Channing: Take it Take a moment, Han. 450 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,067 Han Lee: But we're in the middle in one layer. 451 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,167 Max Black: I tell everyone 452 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:40,233 You would be in the middle of one Gender reassignment 453 00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:41,200 if you don't sit down. 454 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:42,400 [laughter] 455 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,500 All clear. 456 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,033 You can do something today Taste something extraordinary. 457 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:47,367 Oleg: Is it already that far? that you 458 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,267 steal my pick-up lines have to? 459 00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:49,867 [laughter] 460 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:53,100 Max Black: No, it's about a new dessert. 461 00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:54,833 And you are the perfect ones test subjects. 462 00:15:54,867 --> 00:15:57,000 A black man, a pig, a Health fanatic. 463 00:15:57,633 --> 00:15:59,133 You know who is who. 464 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,233 Oleg: I have lately 465 00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:02,167 really trying to be healthier eat. 466 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,267 [laughter] 467 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:06,067 Sophie Kachinsky: Hey! Attention, Attention! Ears perk up. 468 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,200 I'm bisexual, guys. 469 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,233 [hooting] 470 00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:12,633 Caroline Channing: Oh fine. We could here 471 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,067 a first class one in the diner Making a doco-soap. 472 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,633 Earl: Who dies first? 473 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:17,500 Han Lee: The Black One. 474 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:19,400 Max Black: No, the Asian guy. 475 00:16:20,733 --> 00:16:23,300 Sophie Kachinsky: Watch out! Welcomes Veronika. 476 00:16:23,467 --> 00:16:26,000 She's sweet, she's black, she has short blonde hair. 477 00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:27,433 She is exciting. 478 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,600 We know each other from Bollywood dance. 479 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:31,300 Veronika: Yes, that’s how it was. 480 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,300 I'm in her sweat slipped, 481 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:34,667 so she gave me a shake bought. 482 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,333 Oleg: Now, now, you are bisexual. 483 00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,433 Sophie Kachinsky: I follow always the latest trend. 484 00:16:45,733 --> 00:16:48,100 Caroline Channing: Okay, Subjects, let's try it. 485 00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:49,867 This is our new product. 486 00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,233 It's called cake fries. 487 00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:52,067 Sweet, right? 488 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,133 You take out a fry this bowl, 489 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,000 dip it into what's here Cupcake frosting 490 00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:58,900 and enjoy your hearty, but sweet dessert. 491 00:16:58,933 --> 00:17:01,133 Earl: Try the lady, just to teach me 492 00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:02,067 how to eat? 493 00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:02,567 [laughter] 494 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:05,133 Han Lee: Oh no, that looks very greasy looking, 495 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:06,400 and I fasted. 496 00:17:06,633 --> 00:17:07,400 Caroline Channing zu Han Lee: Lick once, 497 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:08,733 won't kill her. N/a the. 498 00:17:08,767 --> 00:17:09,867 Max Black: Yes, you ask Sophie. 499 00:17:12,467 --> 00:17:13,833 Han Lee: OK, a little bit. 500 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,233 Max Black: Okay, please hold on not back to you. 501 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,733 You have to be absolutely honest in your criticism. 502 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:19,867 Han Lee: Well I think... 503 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:20,567 Max Black: Shut up Han. 504 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,833 Han Lee: No, I wanted to say 505 00:17:22,867 --> 00:17:24,233 that's really good here. 506 00:17:24,433 --> 00:17:25,333 Too good. 507 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:30,200 Ohoh, come on girls, you you freed the octopus. 508 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,167 Earl: Damn that's delicious. 509 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:36,433 But maybe I have now thank you diabetes. 510 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:37,167 [laughter] 511 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,667 Because I have the feeling Lost left foot. 512 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,033 Sophie Kachinsky: You know what? I 513 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:45,367 I think maybe I am trisexual. 514 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,000 I have a love affair with these cake fries. 515 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:51,167 Veronika: Oh my God, that is disgusting. 516 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,633 And it's a mess. 517 00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:55,067 Sophie Kachinsky: Please you, what was that earlier? 518 00:17:56,567 --> 00:17:58,500 Caroline Channing: Okay, you guys Dear ones, this is very helpful. 519 00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:00,433 We're still working on a few Details. 520 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,067 Han Lee: Oh my stomach, starting to sue. 521 00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,333 Max Black: Does your abs hurt? 522 00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:10,033 Caroline Channing: Han, after fast for a week, 523 00:18:10,067 --> 00:18:13,000 they wouldn't have a kilo Top the fries with frosting should. 524 00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:16,000 Han Lee: You know guys, we everyone worked very hard 525 00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:17,300 today is the end. 526 00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,000 Oleg: But it's only nine o'clock? 527 00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,333 Han Lee: Sorry, excuse me. 528 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,933 Sophie Kachinsky: Ohoh, that no one wants to see. 529 00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:23,767 Han Lee: Watch out! 530 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,467 Get out of there! 531 00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:26,033 Space there! Come on. 532 00:18:26,633 --> 00:18:28,333 Make room or I'll burst. 533 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,733 Come on, get out of the way now. 534 00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:37,267 Ohh... ugh... 535 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:41,267 Earl: As Oleg, the sleeping one Han times 536 00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:42,800 a penis painted on his face has, 537 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,267 Wasn't that embarrassing? 538 00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:48,400 Oleg: I had a template from meat. 539 00:18:48,633 --> 00:18:50,633 [laughter] 540 00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,000 Max Black: And now they're dunking the fries in the frosting 541 00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:57,033 and I think they taste the best very best, 542 00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:59,000 when you are completely inside is empty. 543 00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:01,067 Woman: That shouldn't be a problem be. 544 00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,900 They're adorable. 545 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,400 Could you please do that to me? take photos? 546 00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:07,933 That's so cool. 547 00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,067 Caroline Channing: And please with a hashtag. 548 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,833 To "Max Homemade Cupcakes, when they put it online. 549 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,233 Max Black: A sad one Girl is happy about ours Cake fries. 550 00:19:23,267 --> 00:19:24,800 If they do that in Apple-Hausen get along, 551 00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:27,133 we're suffocating here Jute bags and knitted hats. 552 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,167 Caroline Channing: Here you go. 553 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,133 Sorry, those were the last ones Cake fries. There'll be more tomorrow. 554 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,967 Caroline Channing to Max: Wait are we sold out? 555 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:35,167 We are sold out. 556 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:37,400 Max Black: Oh my God, us are sold out. 557 00:19:37,433 --> 00:19:40,300 Yes, I'm a bestseller, Let's buy a helicopter. 558 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:40,800 [laughter] 559 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,533 Sophie Kachinsky: Hi, sweethearts. 560 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:44,400 Max Black: Oh hi Sophie. Does we're sorry, 561 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,167 but the cake fries are gone away. 562 00:19:46,367 --> 00:19:47,967 Sophie Kachinsky: Oh that does I don't mind. 563 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,600 I want those again traditional things. Cupcakes and penises. 564 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,400 Caroline Channing: Here's one cupcake, 565 00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:55,933 we don't offer the other. 566 00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,933 Sophie: It's nice again to have something in your mouth 567 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,000 that you don't do every five minutes must believe. 568 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,300 [laughter] 569 00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:11,433 Caroline Channing: You know what, Max? 570 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:14,200 Cupcakes, cronuts, cake fries, no matter what... 571 00:20:14,233 --> 00:20:15,400 We will be successful. 572 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:18,167 Because we own things that are really important. 573 00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:19,500 You and me! 574 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,467 We're both like cake fries. I mean, 575 00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,000 salty and sweet. 576 00:20:24,267 --> 00:20:25,967 I'm sweet and I'm hot.